7th June 2012
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movienovelizations:
Weekend at Bernie’s, or Death and a Party by Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
“Bernie Lomax was dead. So it goes.
“If they find Bernie dead, we’ll be next,” I said.
“I know,” I said.
“We’ll have to pretend that he’s alive using sunglasses,” I said.
“I know,” I said.”
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26th August 2011
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Jack Black commits fraud and gets away with it.
15th August 2011
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TV Series, One Sentence Summary:
Jon Hamm goes HAM on whiskey, ads and women.
Tagged: John HammMad MenHamm Goes HAM
14th August 2011
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Daniel Craig and Harrison Ford kill aliens so they can found Tuscon.
Tagged: Daniel CraigHarrison FordCowobys & Aliens
13th August 2011
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An alien changes Tobey Maguire and Topher Grace into angry emo kids.
Tagged: Spider-Man 3Tobey MaguireTopher Grace
12th August 2011
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Tobey Maguire hates have spider powers.
Tagged: Tobey MaguireSpider-Man 2
11th August 2011
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Tobey Maguire gets spider powers and kills James Franco’s dad: Willem Dafoe.
Tagged: Tobey MaguireJames FrancoWillem DafoeSpider-Man
11th August 2011
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Liam Neeson kills the MOST Albanians.
Tagged: Liam NeesonAlbaniansTaken
9th August 2011
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Denzel Washington has read the Bible.
Tagged: Denzel WashingtonBibleThe Book of Eli
