Marginalizing movies in two clauses or less.

7th June 2012

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Noomi Rapace proves Scientology.

Noomi Rapace proves Scientology.

Tagged: Noomi RapaceScientologyPrometheusOne Sentence Summaries

7th June 2012

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movienovelizations:

Weekend at Bernie’s, or Death and a Party by Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
“Bernie Lomax was dead. So it goes.
“If they find Bernie dead, we’ll be next,” I said.“I know,” I said.“We’ll have to pretend that he’s alive using sunglasses,” I said.“I know,” I said.”

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movienovelizations:

Weekend at Bernie’s, or Death and a Party by Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.

“Bernie Lomax was dead. So it goes.

“If they find Bernie dead, we’ll be next,” I said.
“I know,” I said.
“We’ll have to pretend that he’s alive using sunglasses,” I said.
“I know,” I said.”

Some good friends of mine started a new tumblr. Follow them.

26th August 2011

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School of Rock

Jack Black commits fraud and gets away with it.

15th August 2011

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Now for Something a Little Different.

TV Series, One Sentence Summary:

Jon Hamm goes HAM on whiskey, ads and women.

Tagged: John HammMad MenHamm Goes HAM

14th August 2011

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Daniel Craig and Harrison Ford kill aliens so they can found Tuscon.

Daniel Craig and Harrison Ford kill aliens so they can found Tuscon.

Tagged: Daniel CraigHarrison FordCowobys & Aliens

13th August 2011

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An alien changes Tobey Maguire and Topher Grace into angry emo kids.

An alien changes Tobey Maguire and Topher Grace into angry emo kids.

Tagged: Spider-Man 3Tobey MaguireTopher Grace

12th August 2011

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Tobey Maguire hates have spider powers.

Tobey Maguire hates have spider powers.

Tagged: Tobey MaguireSpider-Man 2

11th August 2011

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Tobey Maguire gets spider powers and kills James Franco’s dad: Willem Dafoe.

Tobey Maguire gets spider powers and kills James Franco’s dad: Willem Dafoe.

Tagged: Tobey MaguireJames FrancoWillem DafoeSpider-Man

11th August 2011

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Liam Neeson kills the MOST Albanians.

Liam Neeson kills the MOST Albanians.

Tagged: Liam NeesonAlbaniansTaken

9th August 2011

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Denzel Washington has read the Bible.

Denzel Washington has read the Bible.

Tagged: Denzel WashingtonBibleThe Book of Eli